Trust me, we have never believed in doing covers. We consider the cover coverers musically bankrupt. Musical prostitutes who bring nothing new to the world. We are a progressive band with long cherished notions of melodic justice and lyrical democracy. However, Dave and the Eaton Numbnuts have offered us a three week tour of Stockport public conveniences and we have decided after no soul searching, for the good of the country, to merge with the Numbnuts and do covers. More covers than a wet day at Wimbledon. Before you start accusing us of selling out we drove a hard bargain - we have even chosen one of the 68 songs - 'Hey Judas'. Mark will also be allowed to play the solo in 'Baker Street' using his whistle and bum wind. All for the good of the country.